There are never enough hours in the days of a queen, and her nights have too many.

This halloween I've decided to be Cleopatra because WHY NOT wear that black bob wig you've always wanted and WHY NOT be the sexiest bitch in Egypt. I'm really inspired by Elizabeth Taylor (who isn't tbh) and her portrayal of the queen in Cleopatra (1963).







boobs!



Julius Caesar eat your heart out.

Nothing exceeds like excess.

So recently I've been obsessed with Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface. Elvira is literally the most glamorous coked up queen. She makes me want to buy slips and stop wearing bras and snort lines and get bangs and marry al pacino.












(literally me)



<3 <3 <3

Swim Good

So the London Olympics have come and gone. One thing that stills remains intact (apart from Usain Bolt's thriving ego ) is the female population's, and my, throbbing obsession with Tom Daley. Figuring out how to keep this post as dignified and... ahem.... classy as possible was admittedly quite hard. I figured I would be safe with this 2010 Vogue photo shoot with Kate Moss.

Who doesn't love a good speedo, right?